Idioms of a Cupcake

The DD likes to try to trick me when I call the trailer.  He'll answer, “Rig floor!”  And I’ll take a second to check that I pushed the proper button on the com system.  

Today to spice things up he answered, “Pizza Hut!” 

Today’s Exploit:

These things remind me of my sister.  The self-proclaimed family Cupcake.

This is pretty much a constant affliction.  

This is right up there on the complaint list with "pathophys" and rice.

Found these pics HERE.   Most of them are true...