Best.Quotes.Ever.

Some of the funny things people say.  Most of them in the oilfield.  More concrete proof that you have to be crazy to work out here.
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"Good morning, Princess!" -Tony, when I talk to him in the mornings

"Better than beer & Monday night football, and moonlight & Vaseline." -Don

"Drier than a popcorn fart." -Don

"He even grabbed my larangus so I had a hard time breathing." -"Judge Judy"

"People get stress relief by squishing my squishy." - Joseph

"Oh, my goodness!" flick* "It was looking at me!" -Dylan, on a bug

"They're flying-stinging-scorpions!" -Logan, on Monster Biting Flies

"I'm too sour for that!" -Billy Joe, he's not made of sugar

"I can't go out in the rain, I might melt!" -Billy Joe

"To the Bat-Cave!" -Cupcake

"Crazy as a run-over lizzard!" -Mr. Doyle, on cows

"I beat the hell out of him with that possum." -Mr. Doyle

"We didn't have TV." - Mr. Doyle, on "other" things to do

"John doesn't eat breakfast, he eats gloves." -BJ

"it's official. i can no longer tell the difference between my belly growling and my phone vibrating in my pocket." -Cupcake

"Everything is okay in modesty." -Wild Bill

"I feel like a marsupial, I always forget I have this pouch." -Chris

"She was all calm and chalant." -"Operation Repo"

"Sick as a dog, pet. Sick as a dog" -Mr. Irish Guy, on his hangover

"I walked to school with my dad 'cuz we was in the same grade." -Rig Hand#1

"Have you been uppercutted recently?" -Mr. Doyle

"I was jus' wonderin' [where you from] cause you got a accident" -Rig Hand#2

Dad: That house doesn't have...
Klay: ... A POOL! 
-About a skeleton of a house.