The vampire crickets are multiplying. I’m pretty sure that 47.2% of the crickets I see are vampires. And 12.8% attack me. Always at my neck. They never attack my leg or arm, like they do everyone else. They ALWAYS attack my NECK!
Today’s Exploit:
Today I went to breakfast with some roughnecks. They were amazed that I didn’t know what a Kolache was. They talked about how good they were and how to order them and on and on. To order:
1: Order a kolache.
2: The waiter asks “Wi chee?”
3: Yes or no
4: “You wa wam?
5: Yes or no
Turns out that the Donut Palace is the only place that sells these glorified pigs-in-blankets. The Donut Palace is a Chinese donut shop chain. The one we went to also happened to be a Seafood and Steak place.
Kolaches are sausages with cheese bits in them, similar to what you might find at a grocery market, wrapped in frozen croissant dough and baked. I managed to finish mine, but I have had my fill of sausage for the next two years.
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