Today’s Exploit:
I think I’m finally better.
That fever turned out to be the not-so-subtle message to me saying “GO TO THE HOSPITAL!” I am a bit oblivious sometimes and didn’t catch the more delicate hints.
So I went to the doctor and got drugs for my illness.
I spent the next few days sleeping on the couch because the bed was too hard.
I also had the pleasure of being squeezed by a bridge troll, stabbed by an evil pixie, stomped on my an elephant and bashed over the head by a gargoyle.
It made me want my mom.
It made me want chicken noodle soup.
Next time I get a “knot in my back” I’m not waiting until I get a chance to get a massage. I’m going to the doctor.
Stupid kidneys.
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