Naps are the cure for everything. I think they should be mandatory.
The end.
Today’s Exploit:
Last night I was sitting on the floor, watching the crazy foreign guys (plus one from Missouri) play billiards. The extra crazy Scottish guy then decided to maul me:
Mike: Good Morning, Woman! What are you doing!
Me: Good Morning! Sitting.
Mike: Perrrfect!
Sits on me.
Me: Ack.
Mike: Woman! You make a comfortable chair!
Mike: Woman! Move your leg so you’re a more comfortable chair!
Mike: That’s better!
Later, when he finally decided that I was no longer a good chair:
Gets up and opens the door.
Huno: Where are you going!
(All these guys have one speaking pattern: Extra Excited.)
Mike: Out to tend my sheep!
Huno: What!
Mike: I’m going! Out to! Tend my! Sheep!
Apparently this means going to smoke. Learn something new every day, right?
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