It occurred to me today that hunting season is in session. (I have this revelation several times throughout the fall, because there is no snow here) I also realized that I was on some back road in the country. And I wasn’t wearing orange. And probably I was surrounded by hunters.
I ran really fast back to the main dirt road.
Today’s Exploit:
I have had another baffling conversation with my friend Joseph. I thought I'd share it. Please let me know if you can make more sense of it than I.
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Joseph: Haha. Yes. U aren’t boring to me. I like that we text.
Me: Me too.
Joseph: :) yaYyy. Bffs. Haha
Me: Haha, that’s akward.
Joseph: Awww What! :( haha
Me: I don’t know. I guess I’m not a “bff” kind of person?
Joseph: Ooooo. Its cuz I’m white huh? I see now.
Me: Yes that’s it. And you’re not tall enough. And probably smarter than me. Otherwise it would be ok.
Joseph: Awwwww. I’ not tall enough? Womp. And I thought I hada chance wit u :(
Me: It’s true. You must be at least 7’3”.
Joseph: O ok. Well ill delete ur number now :( haha
Me: Also you must speak with a “valley girl” accent. And I really hope you don’t because hearing people talk like that makes my hair hurt.
Me: We can be regular friends. Just not bffs. K?
Joseph: Hahahahahahah. Oookkkkk
Me: Do you ever go ice skating? I want to learn how to play hockey.
Joseph: Yesss I love ice skating!
Some of our conversations remind me of conversations with my sister. For example the conversation about her bum…
jerk. all conversations with me make sense...
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