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Tuesday, June 19

The Stories I Hear


I have just spent an hour learning how to cite a reference.
Today’s Exploit:
Right now George is working days because Matt is on paternity leave. 
Being around George is like being lost in a library of fiction stories. Except that his stories are real. And he always has a story. Sometimes I’ve heard them before, like the time he was blown up, or that he’s been run over by 4 cars.
But most of the time they’re new. I’ve learned about his brother, who is 250 pounds of muscle and about as mean as a teddy bear until he snaps. Then, watch out! Or about his snake that he was growing to make a pair of boots, and a belt. But the snake is on the protected species list and they won’t let him. And he just learned that you’re supposed to have a special license to own this type of snake. 
He also was telling me how to train your dog to count. It’s all about the treat. And he’s got a pet goat. It’s named Dog. 

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